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-[海鸥啼叫]
-准备好了吗，孩子们？

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[孩子们]
是啊是啊，队长！

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我听不到你说话。

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[孩子们] 是啊，队长！

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♪ 哦...♪

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♪ 谁住在菠萝里
在海底？ ♪

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[孩子们]
♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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[油漆] ♪ 吸收性，
黄色、多孔的是他 ♪

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[孩子们] ♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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[Painty] ♪ 如果航海废话
成为你想要的东西♪

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[孩子们] ♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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[Painty] ♪ 然后落在甲板上
然后像鱼一样扑通扑通♪

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-♪ 海绵宝宝
-♪ 准备好了吗？ ♪

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[全部] ♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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[油漆]
♪ 海绵宝宝 ♪

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[佩蒂笑]

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-[长笛演奏]
-[歌曲结束]

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-[海浪拍打]
-[海鸥啼叫]

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[欢快的热带音乐]

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[加里打鼾]

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[间谍音乐]

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[鼾声继续]

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[海绵宝宝咕哝]

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嗯？

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完美的。

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-哈！啊？
-[电话铃声]

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是的，是谁？

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嘿，海绵宝宝！

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哦，嗨，帕特里克。
这是怎么回事？

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刚穿好衣服。

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你想出去玩吗？

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哦，我现在不能。

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这对加里来说是个重要的日子。

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他的成年礼已经完成了吗？

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不，那是明天。

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今天他要去参加 V-E-T。

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哦，我愿意加入你，
但我没有穿好衣服去动物园。

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兽医帕特里克.

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加里讨厌去看兽医
为了他的检查，

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所以我总是要欺骗他
放入宠物笼中。

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[嗅、咀嚼]

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[开心喵]

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[咀嚼]

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我留下了 SnailPo 零食的踪迹
浴室周围...

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[喵]

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……下楼梯……

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[咀嚼]

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...穿过客厅...

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...然后走进厨房，

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他会在那里找到一堆
里面有零食……

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[咕哝]他的宠物笼！

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明白了，加里！

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你还在吗，帕特里克？

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还在这里！

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-[大声咀嚼]
-帕特里克？

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伟大的计划，海绵宝宝！

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[真空噪音]

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加里会爱上它
当然！

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[打嗝，舔]

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[喵]

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哦，呃，嘿，加里。

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-[戏剧性的刺痛]
-[喵]

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让我...

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[愤怒地嚎叫]

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啊！

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这会更难
比我想象的要多。

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再来点蜗牛食物吧！

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好吧，加里，

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无辜散步的时间
没有别有用心。

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[嘶嘶声，嚎叫声]

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对不起，加里，

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但你需要...
看你的医生！

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[巨响]

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[吹覆盆子]

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哦，藤壶。

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也许我需要一个诡计
那更生锈了。

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[海绵宝宝咕哝]

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[门吱吱作响]

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哦，加里，你来了！

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忘记那个愚蠢的兽医吧！

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我预订了一个热带假期
只为我们两个人！

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[羞涩的笑声]

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就这样不是很好吗
离开一段时间放松一下？

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所以就进入那个假期吧
马车我们可以起飞了！

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来吧，加里，
只要进入那个宠物笼...

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-[生气喵]
-哦，嗨，加里。

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-[嘶嘶声]
-哇！

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加里！放我出去吧，小子！

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做一只好蜗牛！

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[法语旁白]
两周后...

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-[喵]
-好吧好吧，我承认。

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我感觉自己又恢复了活力。哼！

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[欢快的音乐]

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看，加里！
这封信是写给你的！

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这是一个邀请
去参加一个大型聚会

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在蜗牛失败家！

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他是最有名的蜗牛
在城里，

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而你就是他的 VIP！

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哦？ [紧张的笑声]

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-[生气喵]
-[喇叭鸣响]

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他甚至还派了一辆豪华轿车！

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喵！

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[英国口音]
在你之后，我的好蜗牛……

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很花哨，是吧？

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遗憾的是我们不得不取消
那个兽医预约，

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但没有办法
我们可能会错过——

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帕特里克？！

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是的，我很难错过。

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嘿！

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-加里！呃...
-[喵]

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[咕噜声]

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[金属粉碎]

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[喵]

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-哎哟。
-噢...

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[电视播音员] 现在
回到我们生活中的蜗牛。

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[接吻声]

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【感伤的钢琴曲】

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嗯。如果我不能说服加里
通过对他撒谎，

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我得说服他
带着残酷的诚实！

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来了……内疚之旅。

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[电视播音员] 下次
关于我们生活中的蜗牛...

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-【母蜗牛】喵？
-【雄性蜗牛】喵。

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[抽鼻子]

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加里，我求你了。
请去看兽医！

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我真替你担心死了！

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你想让我生病吗，加里？

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你想发给我吗
早早进入坟墓？！

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哦！嘎！

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我愿意做任何事
为了你，加里！

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任何事物！

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[哭泣]

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[哀号]

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[颁奖嘉宾] 获奖者
最佳表演是...

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海绵宝宝！

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哦！哦，天哪！谢谢你！

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这是一种荣幸
只是为了被提名。

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如果你告诉我
十一分钟前

140
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那个小老海绵宝宝会
赢得任何奖项，我——

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等一下！

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加里？双藤壶！

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那只狡猾的蜗牛
又逃走了。

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就是这样！

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我要带加里去看兽医...

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通过任何必要的手段。

147
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不再是好海绵先生了。

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[冒险音乐]

149
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是时候去捉蜗牛了！

150
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啦啦啦啦啦！

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嗯...

152
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[舔]还是暖和的。

153
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[喘息]新鲜的杀戮......

154
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[咀嚼]

155
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啊哈！明白了！

156
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[惊讶喵]

157
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[愤怒的咆哮]

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[喵]

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我看到你已经堕落了
陷入众多陷阱之一

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我已经在房子周围布置好了。

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哇！

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-[喊叫]
-[愤怒的喵喵声]

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[蒸汽嘶嘶声]

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[排水沟咕噜声]

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[尖叫声]

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嘿，请有点隐私吗？

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兽医时间！

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[嚎叫]

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[咕哝]

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[激光嗡嗡声]

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[催眠喵]

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喵！

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喵！

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就这样，加里，跟着点走。

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我们理性思考一下
在这里，加里。呵呵。

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[嚎叫]

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-[愤怒的喵喵声]
-[喊叫]

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[两人都气喘吁吁]

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[意大利式西部片
对决音乐]

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[振奋人心的音乐]

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[生气喵]

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哦！ [吸气]

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喵！

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00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:13,413
明白了！

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00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:15,482
[吱吱作响的拳头落地]

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[兽医]
方裤先生？

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00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:20,551
你现在可以把你的蜗牛带进来了。

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00:10:22,517 --> 00:10:25,758
[低沉的咆哮声]

189
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天哪，加里！
你的牙齿多么健康啊！

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00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:34,206
[咀嚼，咀嚼]

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噗！

192
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加里，乖一点
致善良的医生！

193
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,965
噢，那完全没问题，
方裤先生。

194
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我清楚地知道如何处理
恶毒的蜗牛。

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[呜咽]

196
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与一个...

197
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棒棒糖！

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喵？

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全部完成。

200
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就是这样？

201
00:10:57,586 --> 00:10:59,793
是的。这是医用棒棒糖

202
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富含所有维生素
和疫苗接种

203
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,655
成长中的蜗牛需要。

204
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,000
看到了吗，加里？

205
00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,827
毕竟那还不算太糟糕。

206
00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:09,965
嗯，谢谢，医生。

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00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,482
明年见！

208
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,689
噢，你不能离开，
方裤先生。

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00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:16,965
你被咬伤了
和划痕。

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00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:18,413
[紧张的笑声] 呃，是的，

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加里确实有点粗暴
正在来这里的路上。

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00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,551
我想我会带一根棒棒糖
也！

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00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:26,000
哦，不，
海绵不能得到棒棒糖。

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00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,344
你不想被感染，
所以你需要

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全面治疗！

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00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:34,310
[戏剧音乐]

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[尖叫声]

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[叹气]

219
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:43,793
我不想去看兽医！

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[哭泣]

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00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:51,517
[活泼的热带音乐]

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【男健身教练】
还有五个！还有四个！

223
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,448
还有三个！
还有两个！还有一个！

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干得好！

225
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,724
你已经完成了热身。

226
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:12,241
现在弹出另一个四分之一
让我们开始真正的锻炼吧！

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哇！

228
00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:18,413
今天只是热身，
鹈鹕先生机器。

229
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:21,000
现在我的下一次锻炼......

230
00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:24,275
[深吸气，吹气]

231
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,413
速度包！

232
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:27,482
什么？！

233
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,379
[咕哝]

234
00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:33,620
是的！

235
00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:38,413
[呻吟]

236
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,655
感受灼烧感！

237
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:43,482
呀！燃烧！

238
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:45,655
燃烧！

239
00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:48,793
[滑稽的笑声]

240
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:49,896
呃！

241
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,275
哦，是啊！

242
00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:55,689
今天我就来推一下
到极限！

243
00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,827
[呻吟] 哇！

244
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,931
哇！

245
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,068
嘘！

246
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,000
哇！

247
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,275
[骨头碎裂]

248
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,275
[咀嚼]

249
00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,172
是时候创造新的个人最好成绩了！

250
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:14,310
[紧张]

251
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:16,655
[呻吟]

252
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,517
一半……一半……那里……！

253
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:22,758
[紧张]

254
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,000
[慢动作呻吟]

255
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,482
-[砰]
-[汽车喇叭鸣响]

256
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,344
-[铃声响起]
-[爆炸]

257
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,793
[发动机转速]

258
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:40,103
[紧张]

259
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,379
我被钉住了！

260
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:46,344
好吧，海绵宝宝，
你可以弄清楚这一点。

261
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,379
保持冷静！

262
00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,068
唔。什么也看不见。

263
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:53,551
我知道！我会让我的脚手指
走路。

264
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:57,310
一定有什么东西
在这里可以帮助我。

265
00:13:57,724 --> 00:14:00,448
唔。不行，太露齿了。

266
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,758
太辣了。

267
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,931
太撬棍了。

268
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:08,448
噢！太快了！

269
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,620
哦！

270
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,931
[咀嚼]

271
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,551
哦，不好！

272
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,517
我要做什么...[喘气]

273
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,413
加里会救我的！

274
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,517
加里！

275
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,103
-进来吧，伙计！
-[喵]

276
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,724
我需要你！

277
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,275
[生气喵]

278
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,068
拜托，加里？

279
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,827
哦，加贝尔...

280
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,034
[法语旁白]
一小时后...

281
00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:31,724
来吧，加里……我需要你。

282
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,137
喵？

283
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,000
哦，加里！
谢天谢地！

284
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:37,793
我被困在这个酒吧下面了。

285
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,482
请过来把它从我身上拿下来。

286
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,068
匆忙！是的！

287
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,344
你正在做，加里！

288
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,103
再近一点...

289
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,344
呃，你在做什么，伙计？

290
00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:49,517
-[打鼾]
-哇。

291
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,620
可怜的小家伙
全部都被掏空了。

292
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,172
[喵喵声，打鼾声]

293
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,448
呃，不确定这是
不过帮助我。

294
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:58,965
等待！加里始终坚持

295
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,448
日记笔
在他的壳里！

296
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:04,413
[嘀咕]

297
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:06,172
尤里卡！

298
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:08,827
“发送帮助。

299
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,827
我已经被困在我的
在我楼上的健身房里举重。

300
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,655
我的名字是海绵宝宝。

301
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,172
我的蜗牛叫加里。

302
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,586
加里也来了
但他睡着了，

303
00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:22,000
所以我依赖你
善良的陌生人。”

304
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:28,862
很快这将只是一个问题
距离我获救还有一段时间！

305
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,068
[咕哝]

306
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,862
哦，来吧！

307
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,724
[瓶子嘶嘶作响]

308
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:35,655
[喊叫]

309
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,793
嘿！有什么大创意？

310
00:15:37,862 --> 00:15:41,689
哦！好吧，这是谁扔的？

311
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:43,172
哦！

312
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,655
就这样，威森海默！

313
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:46,896
[电话铃声]

314
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,758
比基尼警察局。

315
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,827
我该如何保护和服务？

316
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:54,310
[难以理解
愤怒的嘀咕]

317
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,620
袭击！

318
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,413
我们镇上没有啊！

319
00:15:57,517 --> 00:16:00,103
我们会派出一艘小艇
马上！

320
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,655
到警察手机！

321
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,103
[大声吱吱声]

322
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,000
击中它。

323
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,931
[模仿警报声]

324
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:26,758
哈哈！你听到了，
神秘的恶棍？

325
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:29,103
你真是……

326
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,206
得救了！

327
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,448
哦，加里，我得救了！

328
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:35,862
[打鼾、喵喵声]

329
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,275
[警察电台喋喋不休]

330
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:40,413
呃，那个地址又是什么？

331
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:44,310
-哦，这是……章鱼哥！
-章鱼哥！

332
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:47,103
伙计，那个家伙总是打电话来。

333
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,448
是的，上次
这是因为非法侵入

334
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,896
海蝇在他的客厅里！

335
00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:57,241
哦，虾，他来了！

336
00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,413
鸭子！

337
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,655
这边，军官们！

338
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,310
什么——什么——？

339
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:07,000
嗯，他们确实说过他们是
会派出一艘小艇。

340
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,172
[吹覆盆子]白痴。

341
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:13,344
哦……他们没有停下来。

342
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:16,000
必须把瓶子打出窗外！

343
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,448
哦，终于可以放了
这些健身工具好用！

344
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,517
[咕哝]

345
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,448
嗯。没有什么可以扔的。

346
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,344
[喘气]除了……加里。

347
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,000
对不起，哥们，
你是我唯一的希望。

348
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:33,965
[咕哝]

349
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,275
好吧，加里，

350
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,344
尝试敲瓶子
窗外。

351
00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:42,862
[打鼾、喵喵声]

352
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:45,551
哦，我现在真的做到了！

353
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:47,448
所有的希望都破灭了！

354
00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:50,034
我已经尝试了一切
并失败了！

355
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:54,275
所有能想到的机会
逃跑的时候，累死了！

356
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:56,172
[电话铃声]

357
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,931
哦，对了，电话！

358
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,827
亲爱的海王星，帮帮我吧！

359
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,413
我被重压压住
在我家的健身房里！

360
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,931
[电台播音员]
没错！

361
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,103
当天的歌曲是
“亲爱的海王星，救救我吧！

362
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:10,448
我被重压压垮
在我的家庭健身房，”

363
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,862
作者：无赖与海狗！

364
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:16,896
听众，你刚刚赢了
1,000 美元！

365
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,034
我-我...我做到了？

366
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,344
是啊！如果你能下来这里

367
00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,413
到车站
在接下来的 10 分钟内！

368
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:26,172
K-DEEP，我们演奏热门歌曲！

369
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,655
不！别挂断！

370
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,758
-[断开连接音]
-哦，小提琴手！

371
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:34,068
嗯，如果我随机击中数字
用我的脚趾，

372
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,000
我肯定会打电话给某人。

373
00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:38,827
[嘀咕]

374
00:18:39,413 --> 00:18:40,758
-你好？
-拉里！

375
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,448
我需要你的帮助。
我被我的重压困住了！

376
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,724
我希望我能帮助你，兄弟
但是...

377
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:48,137
拉里有问题
他自己的。

378
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,655
[咕噜声]

379
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,103
[电话铃声]

380
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:53,344
呃，喂？

381
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,413
-[铃声继续]
-你好？

382
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,103
[粗重的呼吸]
是的，那是什么？

383
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,172
你说被困住了？

384
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,034
一个人吗？

385
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:05,482
而你却不能动？

386
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,724
[笑]听起来……

387
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:10,655
令人难以忍受。

388
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,517
[电话里传来粗重的呼吸声]

389
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,655
呃！呃，抱歉，号码打错了！

390
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,758
哦，这样不好。

391
00:19:19,862 --> 00:19:22,241
[法语旁白]
许多小时后。

392
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:26,758
呼、救命……救命……

393
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:33,172
[双双] 没有人可以
现在就帮助你吧，海绵宝宝。

394
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,482
[全部] 没有人！

395
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,758
不...我的朋友会找到我的。

396
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:40,862
如何？

397
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,724
他们甚至不知道
你在哪里。

398
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:48,931
但我们知道你在哪里
大傻！

399
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:53,620
我们会成为你的朋友
直到你生命的尽头。

400
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,034
嘻嘻嘻
嘻嘻嘻。

401
00:19:56,137 --> 00:20:00,517
[令人毛骨悚然的笑声]

402
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:04,586
[令人毛骨悚然的笑声加剧]

403
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,517
[喇叭笑声]

404
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,931
[疯狂的笑声]

405
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,931
-[门铃响了]
-访客？

406
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,655
哦，我得救了！

407
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,965
[紧张]进来吧。

408
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,241
[异想天开的音乐]

409
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,379
你好？

410
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:22,655
海绵宝宝？
你在家吗？

411
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:24,620
上这里。

412
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,689
我起来了……在这里。

413
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,896
我什么也没听到。

414
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,620
海岸清澈见底！

415
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,068
-哦，孩子！
-[喊叫]

416
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:37,931
这将会是
最好的惊喜派对

417
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,310
海绵宝宝曾经有过！

418
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,655
你听到了吗，加里？

419
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,448
很快我就会自由了。

420
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:48,758
[打鼾、喵喵声]

421
00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,793
[欢呼和大笑]

422
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,310
哎呀！

423
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:56,068
-万岁！
-啊啊！

424
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:01,517
[微弱地]呼……呼……救命啊！

425
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,206
[倒吸一口空气]

426
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,862
我……在楼上。

427
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,586
[喋喋不休]

428
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:11,448
我想知道有什么好玩的东西
在上面吗？

429
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,172
[呼气]

430
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,827
已保存。

431
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,275
小伙子们，你们在做什么？

432
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,448
保持你的欢乐和混乱
楼下

433
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:26,241
在指定的聚会区域。

434
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:29,103
[两人] 是的，是的，船长。

435
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,862
[海绵宝宝，有气无力]
等等！回来！

436
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,655
哦，没用的。

437
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:36,620
他们听不到我的声音。

438
00:21:36,724 --> 00:21:40,206
但也许他们能听到
我的脚的声音。

439
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,586
[流行音乐]

440
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:43,034
[跺脚]

441
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,206
[大声喧哗]

442
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,586
-[跺脚]
-安静！

443
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,620
你听到了吗？

444
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:53,620
-[有节奏的跺脚]
-哦！我知道这个棚屋！

445
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,793
♪ 亲爱的海王星，帮助我

446
00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:57,655
♪ 我被重压压住了
在我家的健身房里♪

447
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,896
♪ 乔夫，吉姆
我努力让自己变得苗条起来♪

448
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,655
♪ 我被重压压住了
在我家的健身房里♪

449
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,793
♪ 我试图获得增益
但这还不够♪

450
00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,862
♪ 当重量发挥作用时，
事情变得艰难♪

451
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:08,137
-♪ 无摆振或垫片
-♪ 我的四肢颤抖 ♪

452
00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:09,965
♪ 被重物压住
在我家的健身房里♪

453
00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:11,793
♪ 所以，举起杠铃
超越小伙子♪

454
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,172
♪ 他们会沉没的
在他们游泳之前♪

455
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,655
呃哦。
我知道我应该支付额外费用

456
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:17,551
用于防棚地板！

457
00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:20,482
-哇！
-[歌声停止]

458
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,655
[口琴蓬勃发展]

459
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,551
惊喜！

460
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,517
...这就是为什么我几乎
今天早上上班迟到了。

461
00:22:28,965 --> 00:22:32,275
停止你的棒棒糖
开始工作吧！

462
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:34,275
是的，是的，蟹老板先生，先生。

463
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:37,689
[咕哝，咕哝]

464
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,137
赶快下单吧！

465
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,034
[笑]

466
00:22:41,137 --> 00:22:44,655
[结束主题音乐播放]